Garfield Candy! Garfield Junk Food! Matt of X-Entertainment samples all sorts of licensed Garfield edible products, including Garfield and Friends Fruit Rolls: "As was and remains the norm, kids could pull different character/item shapes off the rolls. In this case, of course, you get to pull off Garfield, Odie, Nermal, Jon and whatever other characters seemed conducive to a 6x6" sheet of flattened fruit crap." The piece is hilarious from start to finish, so please go read it, but the best part has got to be the scan of Garfield teaching fruit roll etiquette. If Garfield Fruit Rolls were still on the market, I would go out and buy some RIGHT NOW.