I wish more food blogs read like this:
“Oh man I don’t give a f*ck about the holidays. Christmas is worthless
jesus sh*t for kids, thanksgiving is a celebration of bullsh*t too.
This time of year just sucks because my tv wants to sell me on
snowglobes full of lies. The only thing I actually like about the
holidays is f*cking Tamale Day, it’s the best sh*t in the world. I
don’t know how you can go wrong with it. Get your friends together, a
lot of beer, masa and multiple tubs of pork fat. How can that not be a
success?”